One day after work the managers told everyone that we needed to start cutting people off that looked like they were too drunk. The next night I overheard a waiter talking to his 6 top. Waiter: How is everyone? First Customer: Can we get another round? Waiter: I can get one for everyone else but you can't even look at me straight. I'm sorry but I have to cut you off. Second Customer: DUDE, She's been cross eyed since birth! Waiter: One round coming right up!